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Continue reading →: #38: Cooking with Chefs: Cottage Cheese Catastrophe
Some things in life you simply don’t need to know. How hot dogs are made — absolutely not. (Yes, I grew up near Rutt’s Hut. Yes, I gag at the thought. No, I will not apologize.) What’s actually underneath the couch cushions — that’s a horror movie waiting to happen.…
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Continue reading →: #37: Chef Tony Series: Chicken Cutlets
Welcome to my Chef Tony Series, the cooking series where the recipes are mostly Meema’s tried and trues, the health-code violations are plentiful, and my sous chef is a 2½-year-old boy named Chef Tony who has absolutely no culinary training but somehow has the confidence of a man who owns…
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Continue reading →: #36: Cooking With a Toddler: Because Apparently I Hate Peace.
There are families who cook dinner while their children or grandchildren quietly color at the kitchen table, I assume. I’ve never actually met one, but the internet assures me these families do exist. At my house, cooking dinner with a toddler is less Valerie’s Place and more Kitchen Nightmares: Preschool…
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Continue reading →: #35: A Funny Thing Happened at Preschool.… And by “funny,” I mean the kind of funny where you laugh because the alternative is to lie down in the nap room and accept your fate. So picture it: early morning (before 7:30am), the sun barely awake, and me clutching my coffee like it’s the last life raft…
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Continue reading →: #34: Didn’t See THAT Coming.Apparently, sibling closeness doesn’t follow a straight line so much as it takes the scenic route (my family ssssooooo loves the scenic route. We love everything about dragging events on like they’re a binge-worthy drama on Netflix). Kids start out glued together in early and middle childhood, only to dramatically…
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Continue reading →: #33: A Patch of Dirt.At some point in my life, I felt a strong “need” – the kind of itch that usually means you’re either about to joining a cult or spend too much money on a hobby that involves microfilm and a magnifying glass. – to visit the final resting place (a term…
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Continue reading →: #32: Here We Go.As our initial meeting wrapped up, I’d like to say we walked away with a “sense of hope”—or maybe it was just the lightheadedness that comes from realizing your life just turned into a daytime soap opera with a bloated cast list. I’m supposedly part of “something” now, though the…
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Continue reading →: #31: Just the 7 of “Us”.Of course, once the conversations started flowing — the messages, the social media stalking, the “Wait… is that REALLY their face?” moments — and yes, maybe a video chat or two where I pretended not to be staring too hard at the other’s features, the inevitable next step arrived. We…
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Continue reading →: #30: Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Content.Returning to the heart of the story: January, 2019: the moment that confirmation call ended, a strange numbness set in—quiet, instant, and total. It was as if my brain had blown a fuse trying to process the fact that I officially had a sister, and the lights in my head…
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Continue reading →: #29: We Can’t Just Do Anything Simple.The days leading up to the viewing and funeral of our sweet Laura were a blur of tears, laughter, and mall shopping for something—anything—purple. Purple… how we all love purple. It wasn’t even a question. It wasn’t, “Should we wear purple?” It was, “Wear purple for the funeral.” Period. Captain…



